Michael shows off his commemorative OscarFest 2005 Champion fringe suede western cowboy jacket. Looking sharp!
Number of OscarFest Championships: Carol - 1. Natalie Portman - 0.
It's nun other than Jen, a two-time OscarFest winner! See what I did there?
Trust no one, particularly former OscarFest winners like Michael.
When you win OscarFest two times like Mark, you get to have your head put on Mark Wahlerg's body. It makes sense.
Awkward staring sessions played a critical role in Eric's redesign of the OscarFest 2011 website.
I'm not saying that Darlene will never grow up, but I am insinuating it.
You'll be most shocked to know that Sean's beard wasn't even nominated for an Oscar this year.
If a picture is worth 1,000 words, this Moneyball poster is easily worth $1 bagillion.
Justin Timberlake personally requested this interpretation. (Not really. Jen paid me $50. Ok, $100.)
I don't want to give anything away, but A Dolphin Tale is about a bottlenose dolphin who loses her tail and gets fitted with a prosthetic one. Oops.
When you win Oscarfest twice and design the entire website like Eric, then you can have your head and biceps added to Hugh Jackman's torso.
Michael and Pejman had two options: this poster or Magic Mike. So there's that.
"The greatest honor of my life is winning Oscarfest 2012." Gina has never said this but it is common sense.
Somehow, Anthony Hopkins as Alfred Hitchcock is the most unbelievable part of this poster.
Even with movie star good looks and fancy gadgets, Bardia and Meelad are just regular people who are better than everyone else.
When you appear in a Battleship movie poster like Lindsay, the only thing standing in the way of you saving the world from actual aliens is all of the other things it takes to save the world from aliens except appearing in a Battleship movie poster.